Walk in and don the tiny shorts and sexy skin-tight shirt,
You’ll need to show all that you’ve got to make it big in here.
Stretch it out and loosen up, otherwise it’s gonna hurt,
Now take a deep breath, pop a mint, and swallow any fear.
Flash a smile at your partner, then glimpse at your reflection,
Butterflies got you all tingly, but it’s time to start the show.
Last thing before you start to play – don’t forget protection,
Deep breath, and start your warm-up, to begin just take it slow.
Now it’s coming right at you so call out like you want it,
All the practice you’ve put in will better your performance,
Be loud, be proud, you know the way, you have the talent – flaunt it.
Let the adrenaline own you; live solely for these moments
And when you let the ball drop, don’t let your spark diminish,
Just move on to the next point, toss, step, hit and finish.